He and Harry suggest that Slimy and I team up. I'd rather they tie my shoes together and push me down the stairs backwards. I don't object, though. We...leave Harry's office and get in my car.Not too long ago, I had a hot dame riding shotgun next to me. Now I wonder if I'll ever be able to get the slime off the seat from my new passenger. Maybe I would only hate him if he rode next to me in silence, but he never shuts up.Theories and conspiracies pour out of his mouth like ice cream down the. ‘You have a nice touch, Dennis. Want to know a little secret? You’re the first man I’ve been with since I married Jules.’ Dennis moved back a tiny bit. ‘I hope that’s not going to be a problem?’ Candice shook her head. ‘No, I’m pretty sure Jules thought something like this might happen. He’s getting older and our sex life isn’t what it used to be, that’s another reason I take female lovers. I’m sure that it will excite him, all my exploits usually do and then, with the assistance of the little. She started to stand up, but I gently pulled her back. "Before you go, I wanted to ask you one more thing." I took a ring box out of my jacket pocket, placed it on the coffee table and opened it up. An engagement ring was there, shiny and new. "I'm planning on proposing to your mother tomorrow night. Do I have your blessing?"Olivia jumped up and threw her arms around my neck, sobbing. (I guess teenage girls are kind of emotional, huh?) "Oh, YES, Tom, of course!" she squealed in between her. I think you’re beautiful.If you weren’t my sister I’d be trying to get in thepanties you aren’t wearing too. But I really DO thinkyou’re sexy too.”Now who would think that saying something like that toyour sister would turn her on? But it did. She stared up at me, her hair half braided and said,“If I wanted to give you a blow job… would you letme?”About ten million things flashed through my mind.Right, wrong, good, bad, what if someone finds.