I'll give you the basics. This is your penis.You've probably noticed it gets hard when you get excited," she squeezedit and rubbed it before continuin.... "It gets hard so that if you'relucky enough to find a willing woman, you can stick that hard thing in awoman's vagina. Then you rub it back and forth, and when it feels REALLYgood, you cum, in other words you EJACULATE." She spelled it out for methen started again, "that creamy stuff that comes out has sperm in itand if the sperm gets to the. The guest were all talking, laughing, drinking and eating. I grab the nearest glass of champagne and start talking to my guest. Interesting group of people you’ll ever meet. But they were such simple minded people. I couldn’t deal with half of them. After a few more boring people, a couple of fake laughs, and a very halfhearted toast, I found myself sitting at the bar drinking a few shots of vodka. The problem was it was only 9:30 and I wasn’t even drunk. Then I heard a voice behind me. “So. Being a post-Valentines Day event launched on 15 February, I wanted the opposite of a romance story. I was thinking of a end-of-relationship, revenge, break-up story, perhaps with some sort of movie involved, with short clips stitched together reminiscent of that short sharp cinema ad break. Anyway, I came up with this bitter little story.PEARL AND DEAN“Damn it, Dean, careful with that camera gear. Put it in my room, while I check out the spa.”“On it, Pearl,” I said, trying to ignoring the. He’s twenty years old and in college. He’s called me ‘Shorty’ for so long, I never hear him call me Abigail, or even Abby, which is what I prefer. All the girls think he’s so handsome, his blue eyes have a twinkle in them, his tanned skin makes them sparkle even more. Yeah, I guess he’s all right, if he’d just leave my friends alone, we’d have a much better relationship. Today is ‘graduation’ day. This is the day where the lucky ones move on to university, and us losers get to go home for the.