.. tried to seduce me. I didn’t go along with it, told her no, but still...”Melody sat in stunned silence for several moments before replying. “...ow. Mike, you know I would have never known if you hadn’t told me, right?”“I know.”“And you know that if you had slept with her, I’m completely incapable of jealousy, right?”“I know. But it still would have been wrong.”Nodding, Melody asked, “Because of Stuart?”“Well yes, but also because of you,” Mike replied. “I don’t care that you’re a sex genie. Rhee, do you remember our first year in soccer. Is that what that coach tried to have us play?”“I have no idea. That year was only barely more than everyone in a knot around the ball.”“So, little, then. Is that what Coach sent you?”Liya nodded and said, “Gracey didn’t know anything.”“The only thing that rings a bell is, maybe, Barça using it ... umm ... two years ago for a game or two.”I stood there thinking about it and was about to say something when Heather reacted.“Ohhh. That might be. I’ve never seen a “limburger” scented candle. I’ve never seen an “ammonia” or “old sweat socks” scented candle either.” Said Jen “Anyhow, when can you be here to give my snapper a sniff?” “I’ll be there in an hour” said Jack “See you then.” “Ok thanks” said Jen. Jack hung up, itched his psoriasis elbow and thought about Jen. He wondered if Jen was a lesbo vampire from space. Outer space. Jack open the door of his house as the wind blew a whisper through the willow in front of the house. The. En arugil vanthu amarnthu en kaiyai pidithu en en idam maraikiraai endru pasamaaga ketal? Aval kai en meethu padum pozhuthe moodu era aarambithathu. En arugil vanthu ithazhil kiss koduthaal, naan mayangi viten. Aunty en kaiyai pidithu vaa padukai araiku selalam endru azhaithu sendraal.Aunty pudvaiyai kayatinaal, iru mulaiyum jakitil miga sexiyaaga therinthu irunthathu. Jakitai oru oru kokiyaaga kayati veliyil eduthaal. Iru mulaiyum perithaaga pazhuthu thukalaaga sexiyaaga therinthathu..