I tried to get around by saying,“Well you haven’t asked anything whatsoever.” “Shit Danny you’re unbearable sometimes. OK I will ask. Danny,...do you masturbate?” “What kind of a question is that Cindy? For God sake! What has gotten into you?” She just crossed her arms and cleared her throat. “Ok, Ok yes I do. End of story.” She was making a face now, and tapping her left foot on the floor. “Details?” “I got something to show you, to explain some details, but just don’t get mad and tell me to get. . arousal? as he chuckled. "Hi, Sweets. Nice to seeyou!"It seemed to hit me all at once: ashamed of my feminine appearance,embarrassed by my scanty clothing, and totally humiliated at confrontingthis well-dressed manly guy with my date! I felt myself getting dizzy,tingling from head to foot, and somehow through my ringing ears I heardMonica saying, "...says you'll be working late tonight, and there arequite a few spots Rod wants to take me, so we'll be off. Have fun,Sweets, and don't work too. We used to have all fun on the phone but she wanted to stay virgin till the marriage. She seduces me with her sweet voice which becomes hoarse when we have sex chat over the phone.This continued for a year. So far she had never told about her vital statistics. I had enough glimpses over it and still I’m not bores, with the way it wobbles (I mean her boobs and ass) I came to know her size was bigger than what I expected for her stature, it would make any guy go crazy. We entered final year of. “Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got runnin’ water!” The third hillbilly said “My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the.