But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM!”Do you like to rea... a good murder mystery? This is NOT a true story but remains a good read.On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head.Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he. .. since Katrina's and Sarah's edicts, the athletes had moved on to female athletes, not that either of them were female to each other."I'll tell you a secret. Nearly everyone on that level of the social hierarchy cheats. It's almost a fucking game. They should just be open about it. Hiding it is stupid," Alicia Pacheco, captain of the girls' volleyball team, explained to me while fondling my ass, "It's just that on this team, it's a tradition for most of the cheating to be done among us girls.. Keeping with our policy of being totally honest with each other, I told her that I'd kill to have sex with her but that I don't think I could do it because she's married and I value our friendship too much. However, I did make it clear to her that if properly motivated I might be persuaded.A few months passed and it was a Saturday in the middle of summer. Lori had invited me to go with her to the beach as her husband was going away for the weekend with some buddies for a fishing trip. I went to. .. hush my mouth ... they’re laying new track on the abandoned railroad right of way. New ties too. Something’s up.State 345 used to be US87 but now it’s the road to Ranchester and points north.I stopped at the Butcher Shop. I wasn’t the only one. Burger ... fresh ground while you’re standing there. 75 cents a pound.I cornered the butcher.“What’s left in our locker?”“I was hoping you or Hairy would drop by. You’re getting low. I can see the stainless steel bottom.”“Hairy’s out of town. What.