.." Well, there's an easy way to avoid THAT," I say with a smug grin as Itake my phone out of my handbag. "What was your surname again, Blake?" Yeah,"...Ellie said, before frowning in confusion as her own phonebleeped. "Did- did you-" Ellie gasps as she reads the notification onher phone's screen, which undoubtedly goes something along the lines of'Stephanie Abbott sent you a friend request'."Message me anytime you need to talk," I say with a warm grin. "I mightnot reply immediately but I will. ." she noted, "fucking you... in the ass..." she seemed transfixed, trying to understand her new reality."UNGH!" I grunted in between thrusts, "I... know!" Do... do you like it?" she asked."I... UNGH..." I couldn't admit it to her, it was too humiliating."Of course he does, look at his hard little cock!" Bella said, pointing to my miniature erection and laughing."Oh, honey... you've got a little hard-on!" my wife said in a way that made what was left of my manhood shrivel."I... UNGH! I'm. I'd just adapt a scene from "MyraBreakenridge." That was easy but doing it was much harder.We'd hired a chirographer and two strippers, to help me work it out.We spent most of the first day just deciding how to get me to the stage.I loved Racquel Welsh but when I did it her way, I still came outlooking manly. So we added a tightrope walk to it and it worked outbetter. You know, one foot in front of the other.That done, it was easier to workout the rest. I was thankfully onlydoing one song and. ”“You aren’t my father?”“No, Sammy baby, I’m not...”Sammy spun the chair around quickly, almost knocking Sam off his feet. She reached up and snatched him towards her without giving him a chance to respond. Her lips crashing into his. His eyes flying open. Her tongue pushing into his mouth. His tongue responding in kind. For several minutes their passionate kiss continued until Sam pushed up and back from the girl.“Not exactly the response I anticipated...”“Really? You never ‘anticipated’ how.