It wasn't actually quiteas bad as my first impression, but still, I'd much rather have been backhome where I at least had cable TV. This place didn't...even have one atall, which was a real bummer.For a couple hours I just hung around the cabin, trying to ignore myfolks as they both got up and started to move about, even pretending thatthey were a happily married couple. I just felt sick from it."Common Simon," my dad finally suggested cheerfully, "let's go fishingand get a few big ones."My. We hold the kiss for several minutes before we break and head back inside.When we get back inside, we hear all the raucous laughter from the group. Apparently, someone challenged John that he couldn’t eat another 12 tacos, fully loaded. He was currently eating number 7 and didn’t look like he was slowing down a bit.“Can I get in on this? I put my money on John,” I say to the table.John finished number 7 and begins at number 8. In my head, I was sure that this was Dakota’s doing, but a few. I figured she was down in the bar drinking and would not be up anytime soon. I was about to get a shower myself but decided to a wank was in order. I sat at my computer naked and pulled up some porn. Started to stroke when granny come flying in the door. I was busted as I had nothing to cover myself with. Granny acted like no big deal as she walked over and looked at the screen. "Do all the girls shave their bush now? I am sure you have seen plenty of girls, tell me. I would never shave mine. “Well, maybe you should shower a bit more you dirty fuck,” one of the other voices said, to roars of laughter from all the guys, including Alf.“Fuck you guys, none of you are all that clean,” Ollie countered.After the laughter finally died down, Earl said, “We’ll see you in fifteen minutes, buddy.”When the call ended Trey nervously asked, “Why was Ollie in prison?”“Don’t worry about that,” Alf assured him. Ollie and the other men are really great guys. We all met at senior high school and have.