"Shame on you! That girl has as much right to grieve as anyone elsehere," I heard a matronly voice shush the crowd but I didn't look back.Tina fell i... step beside me as we strode away from the grave towards ourcar."You ok girl?" she turned to me."I'm fine honey; fuck them all," I smiled back at her.We got into the car and Tina had just started the engine when a womancame running towards us. She was better dressed than most of themourners and was having trouble running in her high heels. As. They were so big and so white! How much white must her milk be when her husband sucked her nipples? Did he even do it?Only a dumb person would let a chance like that go by. Her nipples were so long and so erect. As if she was already wondering something wild. I could literally see her tits from where I was standing. Why wasn’t she wearing a bra?And if she wasn’t, why did she bent down and not even placed her hand on her chest? She got up and placed the clip where it was supposed to be. I guess. ’ I was about to protest but she had turned and already left the room. I realised then that the can was a depilation cream that I could spray on, I didn’t mind that, I had shaved in the past and loved the feeling of being smooth, and I was never very hairy to start with. I sprayed it on, bloody hell was it cold, and stood there for 10 minutes as directed, then turned the shower on, it was getting nicely warm when she walked back in, took one look and barked. They appreciated my presence.At the end of the day, my girls and I left for home.“So, who was it you added to the Gold Standard, Michael?” Jennifer said.“You added somebody, today?” Red followed up.“Yeah, I was talking to Jason, and found out he played something called an Electric Harp,” I began.“Ooh, Selena ... you added Selena Marshal ... Wow, that’s really nice of you. She’s told me how cute she thought you were,” Isabel said with a smile.“Leave her alone, please?” Jennifer said pulling up.