Late Friday night, Beth called and suggested we leave early in the morning and make a whole day/night of it. Of course, I thought that a great idea. W... decided I would pick her up at 9 am and head up to the city. Our destination was about an hour and half away. We stopped at the gas station to fill the gas and get some snacks and drinks for the road. We both grabbed a 54 ounce big gulp. I immediately knew how this was going to go.We got back in the car, and started on our way. The trip started. What was odd about the picture was that it was coloured in different areas of the body and listed them with hindu names, certain points on the body were also listed most noticeably the groin.Outside the tent was an Indian man in a turban, rail thin with a long white beard. His eyes lit up as he noticed Michael staring at the sign, stepping forward he placed his hand aggressively on Michael's shoulder with a smile on his face.“Hello my boy, interested in the cardinal points. Great power in those. “Makes sense,” I said. “But if I was dead you’d have to take it out before you buried me.”“Buried?” he asked. “What is that?”So ... I explained.“A hole in the ground? and waste all the meat?” He questioned. “How barbaric.”“I believe I’ll pass on the meat entrée tonight,” I said.A troubled sleep ... sometime after two am I woke. Looking out the window ... there were two moons.Time to go.I sent my mind elsewhere.When I came back to me ... I was lying on a tanned animal skin robe looking up at a. Should he offer her a ride? Would this gesture of courtesy be is misinterpreted as well? I think this would help to clear some air as well, he thought. He rolled up beside her and stopped some way ahead waiting for her to catch up. Spotting Vikram’s bike, Soumya ran to him,”I knew you would come to your senses!!” She exclaimed in all excitement. “I just thought you needed a lift. But of course I was wrong”, Vikram grimaced.”Oooo Kay Sirrr,”she said with a pretentious tone of mock respect, then.