." I started, about to object, but Janice cut me off."Second, it's time to get earrings in both ears. Lots of men do it, and so should you." No..." I ...aid, feeling the pit in my stomach start to ache."Third, laser hair removal. I want you to permanently remove all your facial hair." What??" And, of course, you'll need to shave your legs and underarms every day," Janice continued."Janice, please..."Unfortunately, she wasn't done yet. "Fourth, I think it's time you started to wear dresses, at. " But she isn't American." And how do you know that?" Because she told me." But still she knows about us and has been to every state." Ok then that settles it, The White Angel will no longer help Americans." She can't do that." But you just said she is unsafe, you can't dictate to her what she can and can't do. She protects the people of the world. She tries her best to save all those innocent lives." At this, Nathan got angry. Not in his voice, but in the way he was looking at me. Then it. It's such a treat -- she knows I'm obsessed. When I travel on business, she'll text me a description of what she's wearing right then. No picture necessary -- I know exactly which pair she's talking about.This past weekend, we were invited to her older sister's house to watch the Daytona 500 and celebrate Independence Day. I had to get some work done that afternoon so my wife went ahead of me and I got there right when the race started.When I arrived at my sister-in-law's house, the men were in. Ironically, and by sheer luck, my very first try I won a pink bunny rabbit, and as soon as I grabbed it from the machine, Stephanie gasped and grabbed it from me.“Ooh its so cute! Thank you Randy,” she squeaked as she kissed then hugged me.I looked right at Rita who was no doubt pissed at what just happened in front of her, but hid it when Chris came back over to us.“Ok, bill's all paid, lets go. Bowling should be just starting right now,” he said.Rita glared at me and grabbed hold of Chris'.