I sat down on the futon and ripped open my roach, picking apart the brown weed from the paper. i stuff the weed in my pipe and i get back up to go for...the balcony. the roach weed sets my lungs on fire, using a pipe only makes it worse, i slip my pipe into my pocket. i turn around and step through the door and sit next to her, kissing her on the cheek lightly then moving slowly to her mouth.i slide my fingers underneath her panties and start rubbing her pussy slowly, kissing and rubbing i use my. Jack has just made my life much easier.Lynn looked up and said, "What?" I'm going to buy Jack a condo and perhaps even an expensive car. He is the best friend that I can hope to have." I said as I flopped on the single seat beside her."Why, what happened?" She asked"Okay, hear me out. Jack has been my best friend since grade school. It was in the eighth grade that I started making crank calls to Betty Pool's house. I would call up and ask what color undergarments was she wearing and if she. A red thong popped into my mind but thankfully not my mum’s arse in it.I opened the lid. I barely stifled a loud; ‘Oh My God’, there was a vibrator, but it was Christmas themed, it was shaped and coloured like a candy cane with just a slight bend at the tip, to accentuate a woman’s pleasure- I supposed. Well I knew enough from my own fingers exploring myself that the pleasure depths were in hooking and crooking and digging around a bit inside myself. But I’d never used a vibrator because. It felt good. Buttoning it up was a little tricky for some reason, but he left the top three buttons undone and knotted the tie loosely as he had seen it on the mannequin. The trousers slid over his legs, catching a little on the coarse, wiry hair that covered them, and he felt an odd spasm of irritation, which faded as he stood up and moved about in his new clothes, trying to see how he looked in the two-inch-square mirror he used for shaving. He had never actually considered getting anything.