When our conversation got down to recent sexual activity, my cupboard was bare. Carlin, however, was brimming with news. Excitedly, he told me that he...was having sex twice a week with a hot policeman, named Rob. I smiled, reflecting upon the fact that my mother’s younger sister was married to a policeman, named Rob. When I asked where Rob was stationed, shock number two hit home. They were at the same precinct. Shock three followed later, when I learnt that he was also married. Passing this. ..but it's ok. I'll be fine," she said, forcing a smile."We'll talk to the doctor, maybe there's something we can do...a d**g or something to help me get an erection."Kristen seemed to be staring off into space. "Yeah....maybe."After a period of discouraged silence Doug said something he shouldn't have. "Well I heard someone else didn't have any problems getting an erection today."Kristen turned her head and looked at him. "What do you mean by that?" "Cassie said she saw you sitting on. This particular day there was a lady that came by, she had come by many times and often came in said a few words and left. Well I had on a tank top and spandex shorts, working during the summer heat. I usually had a porn going on the TV under the counter, and I saw her walking and she headed into the shop. I was sort of half hard and it was obvious through my spandex shorts. She began talking and I asked her to wait a moment as I walked to the back of the shop. While I was in the back of the. None of THEM were gentlemen." That sucks," I said."I wouldn't say that, exactly," she said.I looked up, confused. She had "that look" on her face again.I had named it "that look" because she used it on me every once in a while, but I didn't know what it meant. It was a look I didn't understand at all. It looked half like she was about to smile, like she'd made a joke, except that I never understood the joke. And it looked half like she was curious about something, except she never asked me what.