But she is beautiful… really, really beautiful. The girl is a perfect storm..Then I remembered why I abandoned her in the bar.As usual, when we’ve...both had a few drinks she gets flirty and I end up telling her how I feel. The first time I told her I got a sloppy kiss. Thought I made it but it never evolved into anything serious. The next time I pushed it a little further only for her to shoot me down with the classic line, "I love you as a friend."As I approached the front door I looked through. He smelled like OldSpice."I'm no slouch myself, if you dig, Geraldine."I pulled away."Hey, hey, no pressure. Another drink?"I nodded. We finished round four - four? I couldn't keep track - anddecided to play some of the games about on deck. I beat him in a game ofgiant-sized chess. He whipped me in ping-pong, which upset me because Iwas usually quite good, but now had a vastly reduced wingspan."Should we check on them?" he offered at one point."Please," I said. I was tired of maintaining this. To break the silence, I asked my mom, “What turns you on, mom?” She replied, “I don’t know, it just happens when I do with your father.”I replied, “It’s okay, I am here to teach you. I am going to show you some sensitive areas on your body which will turn you on and will help in masturbation. Is it okay if I touch your body for that?”. And her reply was ‘yes’. Listening to that, I came closer to my naive mom’s body. She was wearing a beautiful saree and I was going to strip it. I told her that. When Doug passed away a couple of years back, I just quit cold turkey and decided to stay single. My motivation to do much of anything kind of went out the window after that.After getting ready, I dressed back into some comfortable sweats and stumbled back to my office to see what I had to work on for the day.I was a website designer in a large consulting firm. My job was basically doing the coding and layout to create functional and attractive websites for various individuals and small.