.Surely he would have noticed by now...Oh for God’s sake hurry up!Finally! A huge mass of bubbles caught my eye to the left. Sure enough the fit blo...de lifeguard has come to my rescue. He had done the most amazing dive I’ve ever seen and was now fighting the water to come and get me from my fake peril! He amazingly managed to pull my entire body through 2 metres of water and onto the ledge of the pool. Surprisingly when we broke free, no one was paying attention at all. “Oh...thanks!” I panted. " No problem now that you have cut back on your torrent of ESP. I must admit that I am more comfortable with names, even though there are only two of us at the moment. Please call me 'Bill.' What should I call you?" I have no name, so you may call me anything that you like. Please choose a name for me." OK, how about 'Midward, ' since that is the name my people use to specify your planet. We can change the name anytime you wish." That is fine. Midward has a pleasant sound and feel about it, so. I didn’t really understand what she was talking about. ‘What do you mean exactly?’‘Would you like to experience the well beings of becoming a Vampire?’‘What! A vampire?’ Now I was really panicking and yet the idea seemed to appeal to me but I wanted to know more. ‘How can I do that?’‘Just bite me, that’s all’. She answered stretching out her arm in asimple way. It was as if she’d done this all her life. I looked at it for a moment and decided. Why not I thought? It’ll be a new experience. I. He'd embarrassed the judgeand now it was her turn to embarrass him. Made sense in a twisted sortof way."Good, because your new sentence, beginning in just a minute, is thatyou share in my discomfort for the remainder of this weekend. Perhaps ifyou had to wear what I wear you'd get an appreciation for seniorcitizens and why you need to be mindful of them when you're in a car,"Judge Cartman said.Pat wasn't sure what the judge was actually saying until the judgepicked up a plastic grocery bag and.