" "It's hard to tell," said Rhiannon. "There's too many bodies in the way to tell for certain right now. Can you get any sound on that thing, Calis...a?" "Sorry. It doesn't appear to be working, sir." At that moment, the girls who had been blocking the view of Jordan and Jeanne moved out of the way. Both girls proudly displayed their full two-foot erections to the audience, and all the other amazons in the auditorium. "What the hell is this?" exclaimed Rhiannon as she saw Jeanne and. After about thirty seconds the door opened and Tina Fey came through, her hair messed up and her lipstick smudged, her blouse half buttoned, and carrying her high heels in her hands. She was panting, and gasping out, “You have my vote, President Buckman, but first ... LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!”Marilyn was dying of laughter while this was going on. We didn’t normally watch the show, but I knew something was bound to happen. The next morning the Sunday morning talk shows made hay. "After all this has got to be the worst case of blue balls I'veever seen in my life. That girl back there really left you wanting! Did yousee her ass, and what a pair of tits. If you ever get a chance to get even withher I want in. We can make a deal on that. But for now .... how about tonight,care to take a dare."Oh I wished he hadn't used that word! If only he knew just how much grief I hadsuffered all day because of that damn four letter word. Me and my damnedpersonal commitment to. Give me a sec and I'll fix us something. Make yourself comfortable. Take a seat on the couch," Jade said, disappearing into the kitchen."Your house really is incredible, Jade." Yeah... my parents certainly are proud of it... though you wouldn't know that given that they spend absolutely zero time in it." Sorry about that... I know what it's like to have just one parent missing, I can't imagine not really seeing either for a long time." I always wondered what happened with your dad... if you.