"Wouldn't that be a kicker?" mom said, pressing close to me, reaching down to give my cock, still concealed in the crotch of my jeans but quickly stif...ening, a nice squeeze. "Knocking up your own mother?" Yeah, it sure would, mom."We relaxed for a while. There was no need to rush it and jump all over each other right away. It was just me and mom here, and we could take all the time we wanted."Seen Amy?" she asked me."Yeah, I saw her just the other day," I told her, withholding exactly just how. Foggy and hung over from the unexpected adventures of the past night, and with a ratty strand of Christmas lights blinking a tedious, dreadful pattern of glare and gloom above her head, Tricia with eyes closed, carefully began putting last night’s pieces back into place, A worthy job in her condition. The food, the bar, the drinks, the conversation, “What did I say to them?” “Oh fucking NO! Oh NO! I sucked his cock.” Tricia scowled in a dreadful, hushed breath. Her eyes clamped shut in. . um, privates.”The two women looked at one another then Nurse Gillan handed me a box and said, “Not really sure about that. Here in our community at least it goes for the Male’s privates as well as women’s bosom. Now if you head into the restroom right there you can take the test. I have helped plenty of young women use those so I can tell you what to do if you’d like.”I looked to where the Nurse was pointing and was surprised. The principal actually had her own private restroom.After the. “Were you watching the whole game?”“Yeah! I saw your home run too!”“You did?” I asked him in earnest. “Then this is for you.” I pulled the dated ball out of my pocket and handed it to him.“Is this the ball you hit?” he asked in wonder.“Yep, take it home, but don’t leave it outside please,” I raised an eyebrow to him. “George will destroy it.”“MOM! Jake gave me his ball!”He couldn’t wait to show it to mom, then ran off to show it to practically everyone else.“That was very nice of you, Jacob,”.