"Oh shit!" he blurted, "I thought you were a beautiful girlcoming to hit on me!" Has that EVER happened to you before?" quipped Joe, dressed as a sail...r."There's a first for everything, even Pete getting laid," respondedBryan. Bryan claimed he was dressed as Mitt Romney, though he had prettymuch half-assed it with a blue suit and an overly styled hairdo.The evening continued like this, my core friends and a few other peoplehaving drinks and making fun of each other. It was a fun,. Belinda moved her hands quickly and seemingly in one movement removed Judy’s shirt and bra revealing her beautifully smallish breasts and very hard nipples. Judy was caught off guard that everything happened so fast. Belinda quickly covered Judy’s nipples with her mouth kissing and nibbling one and then switching to the other. She could hear Judy’s breathing getting faster and shallower. Judy let out a moan and grabbed her head as if to push her away but she didn’t. ‘We really should stop. I. . or a great anything.” I added.“Joshua Lyle Anderson! Your mother may be a terrible cook, and ... wait, where was I going with this?” Catherine laughed.Apparently, Catherine and Robert knew my mother first hand now, and were none too pleased with her.“Nowhere. Look at what she did with Grand mama’s estate.” I pointed out.“He’s got a point. If my niece had any sense, she would’ve found a financial advisor instead of blowing all that money.” Robert said.Wait, Robert was my mother’s uncle? Oh. After spending one night in bed and having a dozen conversations with her, I was hooked. The next Saturday I picked her up on my bike midmorning and we spent the day riding through the Kettle Moraine area, occasionally stopping at quaint shops along the way. We had no particular destination and that seemed to be okay for us: I was just happy to have her near me and by every sign she felt the same about me. We stopped at an out of the way watering hole for lunch and were surprised to find a few.