Local restaurant and tavern owners had set up various booths for the patrons to sample their fare. Entertainment had been booked including strolling m...sicians, jugglers, and mimes. One special entertainer featured a court jester and his trained mule. Dress was to be semi formal and anyone who was anyone in the community was in attendance.Barbara and her husband Mark arrived at the park around dusk. Barbara was wearing a pastel yellow cocktail dress, just above the knee in length with spaghetti. Can you please tell me why?”After a pause, the General replied; “What? Is the paint still wet?”????????????????Thank tavern_knight for this one~“So when the first pig asked the man for straw to build his house with...”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is a long-standing myth, but such a popular story. ‘Oh honey. Mommy’s sorry she yelled at you. Come here.’ Stacey picked up Britton and sat on the couch and just held her for a minute or two before she spoke. ‘You know what you did was wrong right sweetie?’ ‘Uh huh.’ ‘Then why did you do it?’ Britton sniffled a little bit and said, ‘Davey threw Moose in the mud.’ ‘Nuh uh Mom. I didn’t do nothing.’ Davey said and then stuck his tongue out. Britton decided that was a good time to start something again with her twin brother. She hopped off of her. Her grip on my head grew tighter as her orgasm started. She wailed out and held my head tightly as her whole body became rigid. I eased up licking her, knowing she was very sensitive at that point. She pushed me away from her and moved her hand to rub around her clit, squeezing it at times as she came down from her orgasm.Mrs. Green then said to me, “Get back on the couch like you were before, with your little ass stuck in the air.”I did as I was told, Mrs. Green played with one of my butt.