"Maybe next time I'll join you in the field." On Christmas day, Samantha Pizza and her friends Tina, Christineand Kim got up to find nothing underneat... the tree. "This isn'tright." Sam said as she looked toward her friends. "You can say that again." Dan's voice came into their heads. Avoice that didn't sound like Dan at all. "The problem isn't just myvoice." "How so?" Samantha sighed as the girls, in semi-transparentnightgowns, stood before the tree. "Our parents have mistakenChristmas. ” As I shook his hand I noticed him giving me the once over. I was just about to explain my outfit when he said, “Can I get you anything?” “No,” I said. “Your receptionist very kindly looked after me.” As I started to say, “I must ...” he said with a big disarming smile, “Great! Please have a seat and we can chat while we wait for Jason. Do you have any questions about Jason Interactive?” “Not really. Other than seeing from your web site that you’ve been in business for twelve years. I am going down to have a chat with him now so why don't you go and have a shower and freshen up and I will let you know what the answer is – later." I went downstairs and got myself a beer from the fridge, and asked Tim if he wanted a drink. "No thanks Dad." "Tim, I think that we may have a solution to your problem. I have told Gran that you are still a virgin and suggested that you come and watch us while we make love. That way I can instruct you in all the ways of pleasing a woman." "Oh. I thought I was ready.When the time came for me to go, I kissed my girlfriend good-bye at the airport and walked with a spring in my step towards the security check. Even the silly checks that had been in place in the airport for the past several years didn't get me down.The flight was uneventful. I used the time to go over my research again, trying to be absolutely sure I was really ready to make the purchase.I checked into my hotel and then went out to walk around. I was too excited to go to.