Then he exhaled and said,“Ready?” I almost laughed as his rough hands came up tomy shoulders and pulled me to him, tightly to him.“I...think so,” I managed to say, feeling very odd indeedbecause I had never had such a thing in me even when Ipushed my biggest toy way up there. It was frightening,exciting but scary. I remembered what it felt like thefirst time I turned my Rabbit on, how I screamed anddropped it. Then his big rod jumped or flexed orsomething, and I whimpered. I took a step back.Swoosh! WHACK! I watched as the ball veered left and into some woods. Brandy jumped up and down. “I hit it! I hit it!” she excitedly exclaimed. “Yes you did!” I replied. “Now, let’s go find it.” Brandy followed me in my cart as we headed into the wooded area. I stopped along the well worn trail that meandered through the wooded area. The weeds were about three feet high. I stopped my cart and got out to look around. Brandy did the same. After a few minutes of searching, I sat. Even. Fucking. JOG! Together. But despite supposedly running some nebulous internet business that justifies always being home and deliveries at all hours; have the discipline to somehow maintain tri-athlete physiques. And finally, you’ve both been FAR too cool about the nice neighbor lady suddenly transforming into a RAGING CUNT and stomping into your house at 4:30 in the morning to hysterically accuse you of being spies NOT to be! You two are FUCKING Ultimados and Helen sent you to protect. "What did you want to tell me?" "I got inseminated today." I wasn't sure I heard right. "You mean like going to the doctor and receiving a sperm donation?" "Something like that, but I did it the old fashioned way. I rubbed my body against a guy until he ejaculated inside me." I started to get angry, "I'm your husband."Kathy responded, "You inseminated someone today, too. What's good for the goose is good for the gander." It was true. I had been with Lory earlier, but it hadn't occurred to me.