Finally, I swung by Rachel’s house and picked up Richard.When we got back, the dining table had been extended to its full size and the eight from ou... pod and seven from theirs gathered around it.“Things have been a little crazy around here this fall,” I said as we served the food. “I felt like I haven’t talked to any of you forever. How are you doing?”“It’s okay,” Lisa said. “You haven’t really met Kate before. You know Luke.” We did introductions all the way around. You could tell the kids. "How big am I?"I gulped, not sure that I wanted to know the answer. So instead, Itried to be practical. I used what was left of my shirt to make myselfa loincloth. It wasn't much, but it made me feel a little better... andjust a little less naked. Unfortunately, there wasn't anything I coulddo about those things on my chest. I was just going to have to makesure not to be seen.Once I was as ready as I was going to be, I carefully made my way backto my house, sticking to clusters of trees as much. ”“I think they find me weird. Nobody ever talks to me. I feel like a freak most of the time. Do you know I’ve never even kissed a boy! I’m eighteen and still a virgin. Who is still a virgin at eighteen?”“You’ll meet a boy soon. I bet when you go to college.”“I have no experience. I don’t even know how to kiss. I wish you could teach me how.”“That’s crazy. I’m your grandfather and that would be illegal. Anyway, I’m much too old to be with such a young girl. They’d probably throw me in jail.. ......... you still have a really important role to play in our family" I momentarily stopped crying and looked at him allowing him to pull down my trousers and underwear so that I was now naked. "You see Tom, you have a micro penis which means you are the beta male of our family........... you actually have a lot of power and this weekend is all about you exercising that power"I was puzzled, not sure what he meant by that. Dad took some soap and pushed me under the hot shower and started.