” - New York Times“You could make a religion out of this!” - An online fan“I touch myself every time I watch Truman and pretend he’s having ...ex with me ever since I had my first period!” - College student on campus who has shared too much.“The simple matter of fact is this. For a majority of the world, Truman is life. Truman is love. Without Truman, there can be no happiness. Without Truman, we are nothing.” - Supreme Chancellor of Earth, 2102.‘Twas the beginning of the twenty second. Freya slipped her panties off and positioned her bottom on a towel. Pillows stacked, per instructions, allowed her to half sit with bent knees. Freya slid her hand down over her mound grazing her labia with the tips of her fingers. She dribbled a small amount of the peach lube on her mound and divided it with her fingers. She slowly spread it down the outer lips of her vagina and slightly curled her fingers as she brought them back up to find her clitoris. A sensation Freya had never. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow.“What can you do with THAT!?” exclaims the woman.“Why?” he asked, “What’s the matter?”“Well,” she replied, “it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!”“No problem,” he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each. Sarah said she pushed things a little bit further and said “yes as long as I can still walk my feet are killing me in these heels today”. To her surprise Dean awnered straight away “I’ll have to give you a foot massage if it’s that bad”. Sarah said she was shocked and said she just smiled and dean walked off. Sarah said it was at this moment that she realised something may happen this afternoon. 5.30 soon came round and it had been a sweltering day being the middle of July. Sarah said she.