More than half of her precious hair was cut off. Her eyeliner was rubbed to the side, and she was taking deep breaths.She explained that she’d sent ...er hair to an Adult toy store to make a custom whip. I asked, “Baby, wig or whip?” She confirmed it’s a whip. Anyway, the deed was done, so I gave up questioning. “Oh, this is new,” she said, opening her petticoat. She had a 4-inch long oriental tattoo under her navel, extending till her pubes. “Senthil wanted to check it out,” she said,. "You scamp!" she said kissing him on the cheek."Here it is! This came in the mail for you, Wendy. Open it up," hisgrandma said handing him the large envelope. Wendy opened the envelope and pulled out two certificates. The first oneannounced that he had completed the course in flower arranging. It hadhis name neatly printed in a bold black script and he read it out loud, Wendell James Bryson Has Successfully Completed: Flower Arranging, Course I . A four-year-old boy was in hospital for several months with diphtheria, and by the time he was ready to get back on his feet, his leg muscles had atrophied and he couldn’t walk! He had to learn to walk all over again.”Kathleen was positive. “I’ll know what to expect, so it won’t be a shock to me when I feel unbalanced.”“Right. Time to get back next door, and act as if we had just arrived a few minutes ago.”Elizabeth looked at Kathleen again. “Damn. John is going to be surprised at you, when you. “Cute, but I wasn’t on top of the babysitter!”“So?” Kara asked insistently.“Remember, there is no more wifely privilege,” I teased.“Snuggle Bear...” she growled, narrowing her eyes.“I thought I was supposed to growl!”“He’s just trying to wind you up, Kara!” Jessica laughed. “It’s like Jesse and his sisters!”“And I’m pretty good at it, too!”“Which tells us where your son gets it!”“It does! I told her that while I was certainly interested, and absolutely flattered, I had to turn her down. She.