” She looked at Nancy for a long moment before she said, “I’ve never done anything like this, but I’m thinking right now that it’s what I’...e been waiting for.” Just then Nancy’s phone made an odd sound. “That’s a text message from Noah. I generally send him naked pics of me when I’m away from the office, just to keep him interested.” As she picked up her phone she said, “He’s probably going to ask me for a picture of you naked.” Before Tiffany could say anything, Nancy laughed. Looking up at. A woman in curlers was talking to an officer. "He was doing it right there," she said."Doing what, maam?" You know what I'm talking about, officer." Yes, maam."His wife walked over to him. "You sick, motherfuck," she said. The officer pulled her away and her lover took her back inside the bungalow. He could smell the broken ice plant and the salt air of the ocean.He was cited and spent the night in jail. "That was dumb, Nick," his lawyer said.He spent the afternoon walking around Monterey and. The bass beats were vibrating the surface I was laying on, sending small vibrations through my body. I could also for the first time smell what must be the herbs he spoke about. A sweet, musky aroma filled the room as it burned, warming my lungs as I breathed it in. The sounds, the smells, and the soft surface I was laying on conspired to send my body into complete limpness for the first time in what must have been years. Before I could think about when the actual massage might. "Todd and I were sitting in the Dew Drop Inn drinking beers, making bets, and talking about (what else) my wife Betty and my mistaken assumption that she was faithful to me. Todd had proved me oh so wrong on that. We had just bet on what the next person to sit down at the bar would order, I said beer and Todd said mixed drink, when I asked the Burning Question - "Just how long have you and Betty been getting it on?"Todd gave the question a few moments of contemplation before replying, "Just a.