I grabbed a pair of boxers up off the floor. As I was pulling them up, I caught a glimpse of the red numerals of the clock radio on the countertop. It...was 12:00 A.M. . . dead nuts. Moving over to the sink, I got myself a drink of water and glanced at my reflection in the mirror. Speaking to myself I said, "Damn, I'd give anything to get my hands on a body like that every time I felt like having sex". At just that instant, a flash of lightning lit up the sky outside the bathroom window. The clap. ’Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’A: ‘Yes, sir.’Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’ The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’. I guess he couldn't wait to lick some pussy. We go in and sit on a couch and he offers a drink. We didn't need anything. So he asked, "So, anything else"? I say, I guess that's it. We can get started. He was sitting in a chair across the room and Tiffany was sitting directly across from him. I reach over and open her legs and say, "Here you go". He get up out of the chair and comes over and sits down between her legs and put's his hands on her knees and opens her legs a little wider. Tiffany. Of course I made love to my best friend's mother, but more importantly I think I made love to my soul-mate. Carmen, I think you're the one person in the world with whom I has a feeling of deep and natural intimacy and compatibility." Please stop, Ryan," Carmen said as she rubbed antiseptic lotion into my scratches. "They aren't too bad. I think they should heal OK. They're just a little red." All right Mrs. G. But don't ignore what I just said. Don't tell me you agree with Peter, not after what.