So let's hope we can find something more appealing in the next letter. Dear Plump Clump My wife wants to dress up like a cheerleader for me, but I was...a nerd in school and I'm afraid she'll get some jock to trap me in a locker. What should I do? Dynamic Napoleon Dear NappiesWhat could possibly be sexier than a bit of maturing, spousal flesh squeezed into a lycra vest and pleated skirt and then having her energetically twerk her posterior and shimmy her jigglesomes for your sexual delight? Throw. I went up to the bar and ordered a tequila sunrise. As I sipped my drink, I looked around the room. The flashing lights made the moment exciting even though I needed some alcohol in my system before I could be fully comfortable.Once I finished my drink, I was in a good spot. So I ordered another. I did some gazing around the room as the lights flashed all over. That’s when I saw her.She was standing in the corner with a drink in her hand chatting with a friend. She was gorgeous. She had one of. Myra looked over at Leesa who smiled back. “It won’t be as good as the pony but I am game” she said “after all, it has to be better than my husband”. “Oh I like your style. I love an eager slut sucking my cock. Let’s get inside and get it on” said Will enthusiastically. Walking inside the house Myra and Beth made themselves scarce as Will pulled down his pants. His cock was half erect. “Come on then. Let’s see how good a cock sucker you are”. Will sat down and Leesa dropped to her knees in. Now just relax, it's OK. Be like me!" I was walking towards the living room, stepping softly so I couldn't be heard. What was going on in there? I reached the living room door and looked in. Mom and Kate were sitting right next to each other on the couch. Although Kate was clothed, Mom was completely, brazenly naked, her clothes scattered on the floor. Mom had one arm around Kate's shoulders, another around her waist, and one leg raised up over Kate's leg. This was alot to take in, even.