I was in her room, building a shoe rack in her closet when the phone rang. Being by the bed I had, of course, opened the top drawer, which lay beneath...the phone, for a paper and pen for the phone message. What I found was not paper nor a pen.With my free hand I turned the base and the six inch dildo began to vibrate in my hand.That's when I started to break out laughing. A belly roar that I haven't had in months!It was all so hysterical, my mothers mother had a dildo and a tube of lubricant in. I love turtles." Aaron put his hand on her shoulder and kissed her cheek."Don't you think she looks sexy with these glasses and her hair pulled up like that?" Aaron asked David. David slowly looked her over."Yeah, like a sexy librarian. You just know that you'll get a wild ride when she takes her hair down and the glasses off."Maggie was feeling a little embarrassed, so she got off the barstool and started toward the entertainment center to pick out a CD. The guys followed. Both knew that the. A girl friend told me later when I told her the whole story that I might as well have called the girl a slut. She tried to explain it to me but I guess I just didn't get it. Not that I have a lot of time for dating anyway.Things had been pretty crazy at work. Our company had bought a small graphic arts group and my team was responsible for integrating them into all aspects of our business. I found myself working regularly with Karen, one of our new co-workers. She was terrific. I mean she was. We sent an inspector outthere - but he couldn't find anything of note. So we are sending you." Well you know me Chief - Danger is my middle name, right after loves!" Three weeks later Jock found himself settling into his new chambers onRigel 9. The chambers were Spartan and small, but he found that thecomputer entertainment system was state of the art, incorporating Atriksonholo-technology. The beds were very impressive, including satin sheets.Pink satin sheets. There was a rap on the door..