He had the place pretty well torn apart anyway. He says he's doing the remodeling he's been itching to do for years and Mom wouldn't let him."Grandma ...sn't a woman who likes making changes in her home. Once things are a certain way, the way she likes them, she wants them to stay that way. She doesn't see any sense in messing with things that ain't broke. Grandpa on the other hand would change things up every week if she let him have his way. As it is, she lets him change two things a. I will go where you go, and refuse to go where you can't. I will protect you and let you protect me, and I will kill to protect you and honor you if you kill to protect me."Then she looked around the room at an assemblage of teary eyes. "Further, I willingly assume the role of guide and protector of our extended family. I will be loving, but firm when necessary, and keep the best interests of our household as my primary responsibility."Carole turned. "Companions. We've started a practice that I. "She laughed, then her face contracted in pain. "Good! Now, Wolf. Cut me, rape me, kill me. But in what order?" I think," I mused after a while, not knowing what to say, "I shall call you Rainbow." What!?" Her eyes burned bright red."Because I like how your eyes change color," I smiled. "I will not kill you." Fine. Then what? Let me go?" I assume you try to kill me again if I did? Or tell the Iron Hammer where I am?"Blue flecks flew across the pools as she grinned evilly. I figured lying might. Thanks again to JanetNolan, Hope, Holly and Paula for their great work and patience inproofing and first reads. Any mistakes of course are mine. Strange Happenings in Ragnarok County By GroverWell I guess you could say it all started about a week after the bigFourth of July celebration. Scooter and I were making a few extra buckshelping clean up the park in front of the courthouse. That's where weheard Old Josh.