My mom would always tell me women don’t care about a man penis size, but how a man uses it. (Bullshit) I would say to myself as my mother went on, w...ile my sister laughs her fat ass off. So I will tell how you my life had went from bad to fucking awesome, all because of one website. Yeah I don’t believe it either but seeing believes, well in this case reading believes. ‘John wakes up damn it” I heard in my sleep. “If you don’t wake up I’m going to eat your pancakes.” I finally open my eyes. Mai apani story pe aata hu, ye story aaj se one month pehale ki hai. Meri ek classmate hai Priya(Name changed). We are good friends, hum aksar milate hai, ghumane jate hai, shopping and lunch-dinner pe bhi jate hai. Mai priya ke bare me batata hu, she is normal girl, age 26, height 5ft 3inch, savala color, normal body. She likes to use sexy and modern dresses.Ek din priya ne muze call kiya, usane kaha ki usaki company ki annual part hai, useki roommate ghar gai hai and usake pass one extra pass. My green eyes were surrounded by little red cracks, like lava was about to start seeping out of the landscape of my eyes. And of course, there were zits, zits, zits everywhere; I never remembered having quite this many before I moved here.Gaining some composure I squeezed some toothpaste out onto my brush and started scraping it around in my mouth. After a few seconds of good scrubbing, I reached my hands under the faucet and..... no water, how could I forget that there wasn't any water? "Come. ’ Bobby just sat there and took what I was saying. I’m glad he did because if he had argued with me or tried leave I would have beaten him so bad he wouldn’t have been able to walk. We stared at each other, not talking for about sixty seconds. I made my decision on what to do. ‘Bobby you’re history. Don’t come back to the office, I’ll have your stuff sent to you. If I ever see you around my company again, I will break both your legs to start with.’ ‘You can’t do that,’ Bobby sputtered. ‘I will.