"I guess it does at that," chuckled the old man. " But the reason that Itend the tree is that I almost killed it." How?" Years ago, I was a Woodsman a...d I had chosen to chop it down forfirewood. But has I was chopping it down, a Wood Nymph appeared andtried to stop me." She must have been too late." That she was." What happened next?"[-][+][-]"Why are you molesting my tree human?" I did not know that it was your tree, where were you?" I was visiting my sister deep in the forest." I will stop. They were looking for that guy we had brought home. We told them what had happened and that he was gone when we woke the next morning. We even let them look around. They were satisfied and left. We never heard from them again about that guy. Things returned to the routine, we were both happy and moving through life in a green glow. Jean wanted to go out prowling again, ‘That threesome was fun, I think we should do it again.’ She said. ‘I agree, let’s go out Friday night and pick us a stud.’ I. It took a moment for her to realize that Heather wasn't laughing. She stopped and looked at the expression on her friend's face."You're kidding." Amber said."No, I'm not." the younger girl said."You've actually kissed a girl, a real kiss, not one you give a friend." I've done a lot more than kiss one." Heather said, hoping the revelation didn't shock her too much."Maybe you should be the one kissing Angie O'Neil." Amber grinned, taking the news in stride."You think they'd hire me?" Heather. This would be fine with me because I had a major systems project that was going to require some late-night work.Today had been part of a long week of a lot of late-night work trying to resolve several problems with a new mainframe computer system that my team was installing and we were running at least 15 days behind schedule. After what appeared to be a successful test run of the new software around 8PM that evening, I stopped off at the local quick shop and purchased a six pack of Bud Light.