I certainly succeeded because I lost count after about eight pints of lager and eight large vodkas, it all gets a bit vague after that, but I remember...staggering home, three steps forward, the two back!I'd never actually realised how steep the stairs were up to the flat, but from where I stood swaying somewhat unsteadily, they looked the north face of the bloody Eiger!She was asleep in the other bed, which really pissed me off, that bed hadn't been slept in since she'd been sharing mine and I. It is cool at first, but soon warms up. You stand there, watching me while stroking your sweet member. I open my legs as far as I can and lift them towards my shoulders. I am open to you. You lower yourself between by legs, then lay on me, gently kissing me. My legs wrap around your hips as I feel you nudge against my waiting rosy. Gently, you lower your hips onto me. I can feel you slide in. Still relaxed and stretched by the plug, I offer no resistance. I feel warm and full. I don’t want you. "It is true," Lil' John echoed, "I've seen it with my own eyes, twice."The fluorescent lights buzzed and blinked. For a dungeon it wasexceptionally bright. I always thought dungeons were supposed to bedank and dimly dit, it was almost like a doctor's waiting room withchains on the walls instead of chairs. "You've seen a man turn into awoman?" I asked incredulously.Lil' John didn't like my question, being that big he probably had neverhad someone disagree with him before. "I wasn't there when. "But why? Has something happened?" A valuable icon has vanished from the vestry." Why should that concern you," Thomas paused, "Surely they do not think you took it?" No, nothing like that. It is just that since the theft the vicarage seems unwelcoming, even evil." Mary I am shocked. How can you, of all people, say such a thing? No, this will not do. If you leave now you will be suspected. I forbid it!" Please Thomas, I know my own mind in this." Mary protested."I have spoken Mary, and as your.