And she’s cute enough that she definitely gets her share.’ ‘Yeah. Both our girls are cute. Just like their mother.’ ‘I’m not cute.’ ‘Y...s, you are,’ Jason argued. He blew in her ear. ‘You have cute ears.’ He tickled her foot, stopping when Dani kicked him. ‘You have cute feet.’ He put his hand on her breast. ‘And you definitely have cute tits.’ ‘You’re perverted,’ Dani said, laughing. ‘With a wife as sexy as you, how can I help it?’ ‘Sexy?’ ‘Very.’ He kissed her. ‘Want me to prove it?’ ‘What are. I said again, “Michelle, I love your tits!” Her legs were still crossed, and she swung the top one back and forth. She reached to the hem of her dress with one hand and slowly pulled it up saying, “I bet you’d like to see my pussy, wouldn’t you Joe?” “Fuck yes Michelle!” She had the dress bunched up at her waist. “Do you want me to uncross my legs? I know you love my pussy.” I replied, “Yes Michelle, please let me see your pussy!” “Well, for you, I’ll let you see.” Michelle uncrossed her legs. I'm officially on Spring Break! After a long stressful semester of studying engineering, I am done with school for a week. I am looking forward to spending time with my friends in Cancun, Mexico! I quickly get my bags in my dorm, already packed, and I head home back to San Diego. My family won't be there. They're on a cruise heading to Europe. I was a little jealous and upset that my parents forgot to invite me. I quickly got over it when my friend Jacob invited me to Cancun to stay at a resort. ✧ ✧ ✧Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked Mr. Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘Tragedy’.So Mr. Schumer asked the class for an example of a ‘Tragedy’.A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.‘Incorrect,’ said Schumer..