But she was tired and knew nothing would happen. Well I convinced her to go down and flit a little. And keep me updated on what was going on. Maybe I ...ould get a good wank with my imagination. She texted Texted back about 45 minuets later. She said Ron had purchased a bottle of wine and she had had 2 glasses. She is not a big drinker so this was good. 15 minuets later she said he had bought another bottle and she was feeling no pain. He had asked her if I had been upset that she was staying. A session Doctor: $50 a visit Lawyer: $60. an hour Priest: Talks for an hour on Sunday Morning and it takes 4 ushers with baskets to collect it all.Mathematics 60 year old guy comes home to his 60 year old wife and tell her that he is leaving her for his 20 year old secretary. The wife says that she will find a 20 year old stud to take care of her. The husband starts laughing at her saying what will you do with a 20 year old man? She replies, “It’s simple mathematics. 20 goes into 60 more times. I had a lot of fun." She came and gave me a kiss. "Would you mind if I smoke some weed?" I ask. "Those friends don't smoke." She tells me to go for it so I go to my room and grab my already loaded pipe. I go back out to the living room and sit next to Mya. I take a hit and hand it to her. She takes one hit and says that's enough for her or she will get sick or pass out because she's been drinking. When I'm done smoking i lean in and start kissing her slow and passionately. I could tell she is. "Hi Jerry, got a little time for me?" she said.I think my smile gave me away, "Of course," I said. We headed off to a nearby diner. I wondered if she was going to like me in Navy blue. The talk was mellow and about nothing and everything. She was so damn cute that I knew I just had to have her. The good news was that she wanted me too. Our first date was two days later: we went to the drive-in, and I got my first piece of ass in a long time. I'd had to borrow a car from Anselmo, but he was cool.