“You aren’t Catholic are you my son?”“No, I’m Jewish.”“That’s the problem”, said the Priest, “you couldn’t tell the difference b...tween a blessing and last rites.”This one is compliments of J & BFarmer Steve, had been in a terrible automobile accident. He was hurt quite badly. He sued the trucking company that had struck his vehicle and injured him.The case was taken to trial, and Farmer Steve was on the stand to testify.The plaintiffs’ attorney asked Farmer Steve “if he had said that he was not. Shit! This wasn’t going to be easy at all. She opened the first page of the English text book. “This is Mary” Linda said in English, reading from the book and pointing at a line drawing of a girl dressed in a tartan skirt and polo-neck jumper. “She lives in London. She is a student.” Gabrielle said nothing, but nodded her head. “Mary speaks English,” continued Linda, not sure whether she was understood. “She comes from England.” Gabrielle nodded again, with an earnest face and no apparent. Stepping in another she saw that the bed was too big, but stepping in further she saw another bad beside that one and--you guessed it--it was just right! She went in innocently, sat down upon her cute little fanny, stretched out her arms, yawned, layed back and fell fast esleep.Well, soon the Three Bears came back after their morning walk. They stepped into the kitchen, under shock. "Mamma Bear," spoke Baby Bear, "someone has eaten your porridge!" I see that," spoke Mamma Bear."Pappa Bear,". .monu ne sweety ko bed pe khada kiya aur uski choot se apne tane hue laude ka center mila kar uski choot par ragadne laga to peeche se sonu bola monu kya tu isko khde hokar apne lund pat baitha kar jhoola aasan se chodega…?Monu— haan yaar is taraah bahut maza aata hai ladkiyon ko aur sonu ko aankh maar di(kyonki kisi bhi kunwaari ladki k liye sabse dardnaak yahi aasan hota hai is aasan ko badi badi chuddakad aurten nahi jhel paati hai) Aur sapna ne jab monu ko is aasan ki taiyaari karte dekha.