"He answered too quickly for my psyche. "Too bad I can't see any in this room."I was surprised; I had expected a blush rather than a snappy retort. I ...ooked at him in a new light."Are you a virgin, Ernie?"He took a long time to reply; I knew he was deciding whether to lie or to tell me the truth, but I had no real idea what the truth was."No I'm not, Ginny." You're lying, Ernie." No I'm not." Yes, you are." Why should I lie to you?" Because you're embarrassed." How can I prove to you that I'm. . something to file," he mumbled before scurrying from the room.God watched the angel Michael, one of the most powerful beings in all the universes, in amazement as he left the room. His attention snapped back to the little old man, when he cleared his throat. The man's eyebrows were raised expectantly."I'm God," God said, after only a brief hesitation."A pleasure to meet you Sonny. You can call me Grandpa Jones, or sir," the little old man replied."You're file says that you're Benjamin Jones,". Okay, I also squealed a little bit,touching my fingertips to my lips in shock, then busying myself to find atissue to get the lipstick off of them, and checking my lip lines in mycompact. I could hear the activity in the other rooms through the paper-thin walls. I looked at Mack."Easy, now," Mack said, trying to laugh it off."What company is willing to give you this?" Michelle said. She waspointing to me.I looked up sheepishly from my primping, waving the tissue, talkingsilently to myself,. Or so she thought. Jake got down on his knees to beg again and offered anything she wanted. If she divorced him now, it would ruin the political career he was gunning for. It was their marriage counsellor who came up with the brilliant plan of living separately for a while. Rachael was working on a new book and thought the change of scenery might help. Jake, in the meantime, promised to get help and stay away from other women. The counsellor assigned him a psychologist that he was to see.