It was probably a good thing that I was a technical virgin until I passed the age of seventeen because my Granny was real strict about such matters wh...t with her being a well respected church elder and all. My horny male relatives knew enough to keep their paws off me until I was matured and ready to give up some honey to someone I knew and trusted.The fact that they all believed in the benefit of putting a girlfriend over their knees and whaling the tar out of her backside only spurred me to a. ”“What about the party?” Lacy asked.My mom’s head whipped around, and I saw raised eyebrows, never a good sign.“There’s nothing planned. Mona is having an after-party that I planned to take everyone to. If anything, it would be an after-after get-together, and hopefully would just be a handful of people.”“There isn’t any food in the house. I would also want it cleaned afterward. You know your mom is my listing agent, and she’s a taskmaster about how she wants it to look for showings,” she said. Again, it only took a few minutes to accomplish what she’d been sent to do and she asked for the towel as she stood up, wiped her dripping crotch, and said “Enjoy your beers boys, Ah got a boyfriend to attend to.”She was buttoning up her butt flap and her boobs were bouncing again as she strode towards the barn. She found a lanky farmhand still reclining on the hay and stroking a pecker bigger than either of the other two she just had. Dropping her overalls altogether, she smiled sweetly as she. ..at bloody intestines! Her entire upper body was gone! I screamed and shoved her lower half off of me."Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" After my initial shock wore off I saw that her blood was spreading across the hallway floor. I ran for all of the towels, using them to soak up the blood as best I could...then I grabbed garbage bags to shove the whole gory mess into. Crisis averted, my brain caught up to the horror I had just witnessed and I fainted.---"Hey dummy!"I opened my eyes. Demie was standing over.