Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.* My ...on was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my. He pressed the remote controls and, as the eggs started vibrating, he located the string from the egg in her anus. Gently tugging on it so that it would excite her as it withdrew, he slowly took the vibrating device out, he deposited it in his hand and brought it around to her swollen clitoris. Juliana pushed naturally backwards as the vibrations coursed through her bud. Lost in the feeling and before she knew what was happening, she felt his soapy cock at her anus. “Oh god, I want this,” she. .Her vagina had taken some research to get it done exactly right. Noteveryone knew how to perfect a vagina, how to make the tucks and foldsjust so, how to get the dark pink flesh color just right... depth andflexibility are crucial, she thought. How many people like her had hadto settle for imperfection. Her man seemed to feel she was perfect. Hesurely seemed intent on checking and rechecking her durability, and hersensations, which tended to lead toward gratification, specifically. She placed her hands on Helen's hard ass and pressed herself closer."Right now," Helen said, "it's full of sperm. My husband's sperm and your husband's sperm. It is also full of my own cum. All that juice is for you, Stacy. All you have to do is ask for it."Stacy pulled back long enough to look into her eyes again. "Please feed me the cum. I want to drink your sex. I want to eat your pussy and swallow our husbands' loads. I will drink it all and then be thirsty for more."Helen thrust Stacy's.