"These are fresh fettock leaves," Bernie said with appreciation. "The gods know how many times I cursed over the dried crap the fairies always sell us... This is starting out to be a good day, guys."Each of them opened their mouths to taste the tea. Their tongues reminded Pardin of a calf's tongue. A wave of memory for his favorite dish of calf's tongue in mustard sauce washed over him until he looked back at the three. Their tongues looked a little too cow like and far too obscene. Pardin turned. The girls in my life (Jennifer, Rebecca, my Mom and Jessica Eiger) eventhrew my a birthday party, where I got to eat ALL the cake and cookies Iwanted! My Facebook page was plastered with pictures of us and theChippendales who were "entertaining us" for a while that night. Ben evencrashed my birthday party (thankfully after those hotties had left) andbrought over all of my new identification! I now had a social securitycard, driver's license, and even a revised birth certificate listing me. Third rule: The first drink with new friends on a race weekend is to be consumed rapidly. Beer and mixed drinks are to be chugged. Straight booze like Tom and I have must be consumed a good mouthful at a time, shot by shot. The kicker is, there's only a five second break allowed between shots. Ready?”I knew where this was leading. Someone was going to have to babysit Tom. He can be a real pain in the ass around four in the morning.“Begin!” Andy yelled. He took a big gulp of whiskey, let. Seeing his mother sleepingbeside him, her beautiful brown tits fully in his view,was more than enough to convince him that the previousdays activities couldn't be a one time thing. He rolledup onto his side and slid over towards his mother untilhe was inches from her naked flesh. There was no way hecould resist.He wanted to deliver his first touches perfectly. Fromwhat she had said the night before he wasn't sure whatshe had in mind, but he was worried she might say no.Judging from the pre-cum.