I need a barrel of grog.' _She left the royal guards to attend to the funeral arrangements, death was a daily occurrence in her tribe, between the war... with men elves, and dwarfs that travel in their lands, orcs with battle scars and missing limbs were everywhere, though there is no better glory then dying from combat so they don't accept help, and since the chief died from "combat" he will be treated like the rest, burned and the ashes and bones used to turn iron into weak steel. Zerthrie. .. I see that same look in your eyes now. I know you don't have a girlfriend, and you haven't had one for a long time, have you Bobby?" she said.Where did she learn how to be so damn sexy? I wondered. She came right up next to me and took my arm just as if she was a stripper at the local titty bar looking for a friendly wallet. "I'll tell you what, Bobby, honey. If you help me with my problem, you can have this body anytime you want it."You have your own place here and I have my car. If you. Please forget I said that."I took two tentative licks and looked up at her. Her face looked pained, like she was strained to the brink of insanity. "Am I inept?" No, you're very ... accomplished ... please ... please continue." Just so you know, I don't plan on wearing any of your dad's clothes. If my sweater isn't suitable to have dinner with your parents, I'll leave right now." Please don't leave, Mickey. I'm sorry I said that about your sweater. Please go back to making me crazy. I love what. ..and then your eyes close and you drift off to sleep.....++++++++++ You don't know what awakens you, but suddenly you lift yourself to one elbow, then turn the lamp back on. A quick glance at the clock....2 AM...and then you realize you're not alone, that there's a vague shape in the edge of the lamp's glow. Your heart begins to race and you ask " Who's there?" with a little tremor in your voice. I step closer to you, to where the light shines fully on my face. "It's just me,.