I was offered a small bowl of the oat meal by a tribeswoman but no spoon. I took up an axe and quickly split off a slip of wood, which took but a mome...t to fashion into a rude spoon. With that I happily ate my lunch. I witnessed a tribesman with little skill attempt to duplicate my feat with an axe. I took up a wedge and hammer to show him an easier and safer way to accomplish the same task. I quickly pounded out half a dozen blanks to show him. He smiled and nodded. I left the wedge and hammer. Whenever I did the landlord was generally nowhere to be seen. If I did go back with the landlady in mind I don't recall as, to be honest, she was rather a large lady who was virtually stuck to her chair most of the time. I even had to make the cups of tea as she found it hard to stand and walk.Anyway, on one of these visits quite out of the blue she asked me how my love life was. I gave her some vague story as at that time I didn't have a love life. She then went on to joke with me about the. "That's a winner" I smiled.Her face turned to a little pout as she cupped her boobs. " I wish these were bigger." Oh no, they are perfect for you." Is my butt too big?" she asked as she turned around while pulling the sides of the suit slightly between her cheeks."You know better than that" I laughed as she turned and walked out. A few minutes later she appeared in a pink string bikini. Once again I gave her my seal of approval. "I'm so glad you like them" she smiled sweetly and left.I tried to. She bit her lip, but then said, "Thank you, Milady." 'Tis poor reward, but please join us for a glass of wine. You too, Marie. I know how hard you must work to care for me with such elan. As I have just told Wadsworth, I consider us all one big, happy family. We are too few to rest on stuffy tradition. Did you know, Mrs. Tinsdale, I actually know how to bake a pie?"I knew this would be too much for both women. Her Ladyship had showered them both with more praise in but a few minutes than they'd.