Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 f...et,” the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is. My name is anubhama. I did my schooling in a well-reputed boarding school. So I was in the hostel. We had a big dormitory which had 34 girls and 1 nanny( maid/helper). She was a brown skin toned aged about 28-34(don’t know exactly) she was from poor financial conditioned family. This incident happened at a night after our Christmas exam. There was 10days leave for all the hostelers. Everyone from my dormitory went home except me and the maid. I didn’t go because my home was very far away from. When that was done, we went to the nearest saloon to see what the local gossip had in store, and whether or not any of it was of interest to us. We had done this enough that it was routine for us by now.We each bought a beer to keep the bartender happy, and Jane had to fend off two drunks who wanted to know if she was a new whore in town. However, before long, we had heard all of the news that we were going to get. The two other saloons in town had no more to offer, so we ate supper and took a. Instead, he was intently watching as I kissed and fondled my girlfriend.Surprisingly, being watched by Ricky turned me on, so I didn't stop or tell him to look away. Instead, I unbuttoned Jen's blouse so he had a clear view of her lacy bra. Right around then Jen remembered that Ricky was in the room, and I felt her body tense. Maybe it was the beer and pot talking, but I whispered "Let's give Ricky a show."Jen's eyes grew wide. "Are you serious?"I nodded. Ricky heard us whispering, and must.