How have we not caught this guy yet?’ ‘Don’t we all. So I don’t get it did I make you gay or was it in you all along?’ ‘Oh shut up you dic.... It was probably cause you snore and smell funny.’ ‘Just smoke some more killer. Before you go crazy and actually kill somebody again.’ ‘Tell me about it. I strangled the fuck out of that crack head. I am never going cold turkey again.’ ‘So how did you get through that anyway?’ ‘Lots of sex and alcohol.’ ‘Now that mention it you did come in borderline drunk. I was so naive. I was so innocent and I really liked him. ‘Okay,’ I said still swooning that this 22-year-old college senior wanted to make out with me, an 18-year-old, high school senior. Once we closed the door, kissing and kissing me, his sexy lips were attached to my red, full lips as much as his horny, impetuous hand was attached to my breasts. Feeling my big tits through my dress and bra while fingering my nipples, always having to swipe guys hands away from my big breasts at the movies,. . where will I find crew?”“Tasmania.”That was weird. “All of them?”“Anyone who knows a line from a halyard,” he said. “Sydney to Hobart race.”“Well ... shit fuzzy,” I said. “Can we stay until they get back?”“I suppose.”“Now I need to call my sister,” I said.“She’s right there,” He looked. “Yup.”“Wrong sister,” I said. “The good one stayed in Dunedin.”“That one’s bad?”“Like you wouldn’t believe. She’s going to be sadly disappointed.”“Why?”“She’s looking for hung and young.”“Not a sailor?”“Sailor. Maine dekha ki shezad meri behan ko dekhe jar aha tha, Maine meri behan ko andar jaane bola toh shezad bola aare yaar paani toh pila, maine sanjana ko kaha paani lane ko, sanjana jaise hi paani lane kitchen ki aur badi maine dekha ki shezad meri behan sanjana ki gand ko dekhe ja raha tha, sanajana paani leke aayi mai usko andar jaane bola, shezad meri behan ki gand ko dekhe hi jar aha tha, behan andar jaane ke baad, mai shezad ko kaha pls bahar chalke baat krte hai, usnekaha thik mai hum bahar.