I got the lubricant and put some up my asshole and then put some on her cock and got it lubed up. Then I got on my hands and knees and presented my as... to her. This was it!I thought that she would take her time working her cock in my hole but instead she rammed the length of it up my ass in one thrust. It's a good thing she isn't seven or eight inches I thought to myself. There was a moment of pain but once she got it all inside I felt fine and I liked feeling her hard knob sliding in and out. !Then realising he was deliberately taking the mickey I suddenly lost mytemper completely and told him I was throwing him out now or I'd call thepolice to come round and do it for me!Suddenly he burst into hysterical tears ....!!I've never been so astonished in my life!The sight of a six-foot five giant who had been a drinking pal for yearssuddenly blubbing his heart out like a schoolgirl was nothing short offreaky and downright skewed!Only to then suddenly bend down and put his bloody great. Panic gripped me. This must be an important day and I've forgotten it. It's not her birthday and it's not mine and knowing the peculiar way that Anita has of remembering little anniversaries I knew that I was doomed because no matter which way I tried to fit the dates I could not come up with an answer."Anita, what are we celebrating? Come here and tell me about it."I decided that playing dumb and innocent was the only way out for me."No, after dinner I'll tell you."I strode around the table. 'The start of a whole week, just being who I am. A maid.'A stray thought passed through my head, tickling at the edge of my consciousness. Something was not right. My brow furrowed and I tried to puzzle out what it was... I was not a maid, I was a man, wasn't I? Why would I be a maid? What purpose would it serve for a man to be a maid? Weren't men like that just pansies who should be just rounded up and sent to fairy prison or something?My hand unconsciously stroked up and down my side. The.