"Hey," I joked, "You could write a new tune for the Dixie Chicks, a sequel to 'Goodbye Earl' entitled 'Goodbye Dick.' Are you going to have a funer...l or something for your dick? How do you say 'Goodbye Dick' I wonder? Maybe you should see a taxidermist and get the sucker stuffed." Great idea! Get it stuffed and stick it in my purse, and when someone tells me to 'go fuck yourself' I pull it out of my skirt, lift my skirt, and do it. That or get it pickled and exhibit it at the Tate. Occupying a penthouse cabin on the sun deck made semi-nude sunbathing available; even at breakfast-time; outside their cabin and served up by Richmond their steward.For dinner they used the Verandah Grill; available to certain passengers to enjoy sunsets over the stern and making evening meals so civilised and glamorous with the baby-grand tinkling along to couples on the tiny dance-floor.Since those early days of dancing to the radio at home they now danced well together. Their smooch was. We had sex a total of nine times, my cock was sore when Mom came home. Mom read Tiffany’s report and I verified it. With one blowjob, four anal fucks, and four pussy fucks along with three virgin holes and her trying to tittie-fuck me, Mom paid Tiffany eleven hundred dollars for babysitting me. Tiffany thanked her and tried to give the money back. Mom refused it and thanked Tiffany for setting the goal higher for the rest of the girls. Mom offered Tiffany a ten percent finder’s fee for. There were sailors who had just got off their ships and were looking for a way to spend their pay and women who were only too grateful to help them. There were cardsharps, who were also looking to relieve the unwary traveller of their hard earned pay. There were also, Tom noticed some unsavoury looking characters who just seemed to hang around near the door, and only went out to follow someone who had obviously had far too much to drink. Whether they were going to rob them or press them into.