Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down ... We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you...leaving it down.Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.Crying is blackmail.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.Come to us with a. " He went round to the back of the van and opened it, the German Shepherd jumped down, its tail wagging and tongue hanging out. "Good boy," the handler said as he attached a short lead to the dog, and led him to the house.The officer turned to the group. "Please once I let the dog loose, don't make a noise or distract him, if he comes near you don't panic, once he's in a search mode he'll just stay by the subject and start barking. Ready?" the two officers nodded and the Handler removed the. She smiled at me and I returned the smile, which I think she totally misunderstood and took me for granted. By the time our taxi had reached the ghat roads, she slowly began rubbing her hand on my thigh through my churidar pajama. I wasn’t objecting as I loved the way she was using her palms to caress my thighs and legs gently and soon closed my eyes to enjoy the fun. She got bolder and her left hand cupped my crotch and started teasing it. She used her fingers to rub my clit through the fabric. “Well, “ I said, “You’re attractive, and um, I figured you and Tom did, you know, have sex, and, stuff like that.” Great, I thought, what an idiotic thing to say.She looked at me a bit speculatively. “You’d be surprised,” she said. I let that go, and said, “Well, I’m gonna head back home…”She interrupted me. “Wait, you did fix it. I owe you a coke or something?”“Sure,” I said. “Good,” she replied, and disappeared into the back of the house, where she emerged with two diet cokes. We stood there.