John said, “Joan is right, Bart. We would all be honored if you would allow us to call you our friend.”I was completely taken aback, but I managed...to stumble through an agreement on that sentiment.It was now close to dinner time, so Mary asked me if I would be willing to stay for the midday meal. As I have said before, I may be dumb, but I ain’t stupid. I agreed immediately, and that turned out to be my induction into the Chambers family. It was a wonderful meal—not as fancy as I had been used. You’re so smooth you make oiled glass look like sandpaper and you just ooze sex.” She gave a very self-satisfied smirk. “And you live up to truth in advertising there.”I know I looked as confused as I felt. “I’m Greek, not Italian. But how does any of that translate to ‘safe’?”“I’m not explaining this really well and I don’t want to be...” She sighed. “Look, every woman wants to try that Bad Boy fantasy, and God knows you do it just right. You probably even have a motorcycle, don’t you?”It was. "THANK YOU, DADDY. I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN TO MAKE YOU WANT ME EVEN MORE!" Tears were running down her cheeks.Rick was invited to stay the night with them, so he called Billy, then Cathy, to tell them where he would be, and not cause them to worry. Cathy was the first to giggle. "Gonna try out the new Mom-in-Law, while you're there? We'll not wait up for ya. Robbi called to tell us she's bringin' her new beau to meet us. He had something he had to do, today and couldn't come to the hospital. She. I don’t know if at that moment I felt I didn’t have a chance to flee, or I was excited about the whole thing.I haven’t said what Stewart looked like, but there isn’t much to say. He was pretty average. I mean he wasn’t handsome, but there wasn’t anything negative to say about him.He wasn’t as big as Tatum, but he had a pretty good body for a forty-four-year-old man. He wasn’t muscular, or even firm, and there were bulges, but there was no flab. I kind of liked it. I don’t know if it was because.