Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.Statement Of The CenturyThought from the Greatest Livin... Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"Children Are QuickTEACHER: Why are you late?STUDENT: Class started before I got here.TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using. "Oh jolly good! That adds a bit of realism to the scenario, now doesn't it?" If your boys get a hit you'll need to send the location to Colour Sergeant Magaoidh," I told him. "Damn it! I wish I could be there," I cursed."Well why not, old boy?" he asked."Because they kicked me out of their fucking country!" I fumed."Yes, I head about that," he chuckled. "Something about propensity for violence or some such nonsense; I could hardly believe it. You seem to have such a gentle nature to me." I. It all started a few weekends ago when her and I were hanging out at home after taking some edibles, I don't recall exactly how it came up but I was talking about how hot I think she is and how I love the sounds and faces she makes while we're fucking and how I wish I could see her in action from a different angle. She asked what I meant, like if we were to set up a camera(we already make videos but shot from a first person perspective) or to watch another man fuck her. At the sound of that my. . ?”“This?” said David holding up the camera. “I was searching for my shirt at your place the other night and came across the one you had hidden in your mom’s bedroom. She wouldn’t tell me anything, but I kept wondering why you would plant a camera in your own bedroom and then I began to wonder, if you planted one there, what about in Kyle’s and Larry’s houses. So I went over there and, ... know what?”Kyle and Larry stepped through the doorway each holding one of the spy camera/microphone.