TPC Sawgrass? Yep, been there too. (Only on the Nintendo though).And so on. Lying bastards!I am no exception, sad to say. Related below is a blow by b...ow account of my miraculous game at Hindhead Golf Club, in the wilds of Surrey. Did you know it's a qualifying course for the open? Well it is or was and that should give you a clue about the degree of difficulty faced. (Bet you're hooked now eh?)Now, I am not going to give you all eighteen holes worth of tragedy, bad luck and mis-fortune. She sank reluctantly to her knees between Mr. Rigmatten’s legs. Confused she didn’t know if she could do this, but her sore ass goaded her to comply. Mr. Belusi walked around beside Mr. Rigmatten. In his hand he held a video camera pointed down at Amy."Suck Daddy’s dick Amy," Mr. Rigmatten repeated, pressing the prominent bulge in his pants up to Amy’s lips.Amy froze, staring at the camera lens as Mr. Rigmatten rubbed his bulging pants against her face. "That’s it Amy, watch the camera,". Oh great I thought. I have a couple bruised ribs, and my knee was swollen, but not broken. Lucky me I thought. I was to take it easy and rest for a while. I also had a concussion, a couple pulled muscles in my shoulders, and no serious injury.About an hour later Amya came back dressed in sweat pants and a shirt and just sat beside me.“Alicia this is Amya, Amya this is my neighbor that lives across the street Alicia” as I introduced the two ladies. Who each said hi.“Lee and I will be around if. "I guess I forgot to ask for one, Sister." And you've got a bit of sperm..." she stroked the corner of my mouth with one delicate finger, " ... right there."She held up her finger so I could see the semen glisten beneath the fluorescent lights."In the chair, Rachael," she told me and all my friends grinned and exchanged excited looks and whispers."Yes ma'am," I sighed, glancing at the old fashioned wooden chair sitting next to her desk."Be glad I don't give you detention, young lady," Sister.