“What’s the eight cents for? asks the blonde.“It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”“That’s for tax.” replies the clerk. “Ge...,” says the blonde“I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!”This is from the Shy OneNews Update from CanadaThe flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to. "With a quick wink, I move my lips to Stacey's cheek and Kat does the same with the other cheek and we time the kiss perfectly! Stacey's face lights up in surprise and she laughs nervously. "That was a little unexpected Joanne but it does have me wondering what could be next. Knowing you, I'm sure the surprises have just started."I almost silently breathed into her ear, "patience baby.. the anticipation is everything." Kat giggles and I'm almost certain Stacy gulped.As the turnpike exits. " Do we have to wear make-up?" They wrinkled their cute new noses.My inner voice wondered how they would learn to be women. Who wouldteach them? All the people they should look up to as role models werenow male. Were all the secrets lost?Even as I thought those things, I realized they weren't true. I knew I'dhave no trouble putting on make-up. The Genderwave changed things so noone would have to tell me how. And I could teach the girls."Do you want to wear make-up?" I asked. They looked at each. “Can you do it?” “I will do it, if that’s what you mean.” Elena looked at Mom, “Have you ever seen orc justice, my queen? Do you know what you’re condemning Adarian to?” Yavara nodded solemnly. Elena looked at her like she didn’t recognize her, then looked to Brock. “I will bring you Adarian, Brock, but Adarian won’t bring you peace.”“I’m not looking for peace, Ranger.” Brock grinned, then brought the stone before him, “And that brings me to my second order of business for the day. As secretary.