Hell, I’d be more worried if you weren’t turned on.’ ‘You always were full of yourself,’ I kidded. I checked my watch to find it had just pa...sed midnight. ‘What time do you crazy showbiz people go to bed?’ ‘Whenever we finish our last line of crack and pass out.’ She joked. ‘I’m sorry to say accountants aren’t that exciting,’ I smiled. ‘I’m going to bed now.’ ‘Aw, lame.’ She punched me on the arm again. ‘But I suppose I could do with an early night too.’ I brushed my teeth in the bathroom and. ..some in her bikini on a beach or a few showing some cleavage, but never nude. Just to tease him a little. He would visit every few years and we had good times but never sexy, until the other day. We went out for dinner and my wife dressed in a sexy lacy black top, short skirt, sexy shoes and a jacket over the top. . I encouraged her to look sexy and even told her not to wear a bra as the jacket buttoned up covered her up. I knew that would make her feel sexy...being braless but not really. "You received the facial reconstructionsurgery and breast augmentation meant for someone else."I guess a look of puzzlement replaced the smile as I tried to figure outwhat he just said. Such big words."Chuck, the hospital gave you breast implants and plastic surgery meantfor another patient. Do you understand?" asked Eaton."Oh my! That's... that's... that's nice," I said, with another wave ofhappiness spilling over me. I was suddenly really tired and my eyesbegan to droop."Chuck, the hospital. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the piles of butcher paper wrapped packages on the table.No one moved, so I walked over and put my pile of blankets down on a table. I went over to the sandwiches, picked one up and unwrapped it. I held the sandwich up for everyone to see.“This is an egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich, perfect for days like today!” I took a healthy bite and looked around as I chewed.That started a flood of people as they each came up to take one and try it. I.